Post by mttbrilhart on Nov 20, 2010 10:57:06 GMT -5
I noticed we didn't have full transcripts for the Count nor the Guardian online yet; so here they are:
The Guardian Gargoyle:
Count Wolf Von Vinderstine:
The Guardian Gargoyle:
"Welcome! I am know as the Guardian (Laughs)
You must be feeling, brave my friends, to enter my domain. But I must warn you; those who trespass here are rarely seen again! (Laughs)
But of-corpse, it couldn’t happen to you, could it? (Laughs)
So Remember, here in the Land of the Undead, you are the outsiders. You will come face to face with ghouls, banshees, and other creatures that go bump in the night! Do you think you have a ghost of a chance? (Laughs)
And even now; I can feel your heart beating. Faster and faster; so remember, don’t be afraid; be very afraid! (Laughs)
Now, move on my friends, My ghoul friend grows very hungry tonight! (Laughs)
And remember what they say; you can’t keep a good corpse down! (Laughs)
So hold on to your souls Kiddies! And good luck, you’ll need it!"
Count Wolf Von Vinderstine:
"Oh, dreary dungeons; Ghoulish things! In my home, my spirit sings! Ah, welcome to my happily haunted abode! I'm delighted you are brave enough to visit. We love to have, Live visitors at gloom house! (Laughs)
That's because, So many of us are, Not! (Laughs)
We have a special guest inside awaiting your arrival. His name is Frankenstein. Fear not! I will protect you! Hurry now! Gather your courage! Your coffin awaits! All aboard!
I love graveyards in the spring time; I love graveyards in the fall...
Ah; what do we have here? Mortals? Daring to take a tour of Count Von Vinderstine's ancestral home? Welcome! Welcome! We are in need of some more, Strong hearts; in our, Laboratory that is. (Laughs)
You could not have come at a better time. I can feel the spirits and ghouls rising form the netherworld to greet you! You will discover room after room of frightful experiences in my home! So enter my friends, for an adventure from hell! (Laughs)
Ah-ha! More visitors! I am Count Wolf Von Vinderstine, and this is my home. The gloom and dreariness of my ancestral mansion is the result of many years of careful interior, desecratings. (Laughs)
We have filled gloom house with, Surprises; You will find yourself turned upside-down; and perhaps, inside-out. (Laughs)
Do you feel a chill of foreboding? Or was that just a, Passing ghost? Come. Come. Don't be afraid. Nothing will harm you. But; You may find your visit, a hair-raising experience! (Laughs)
Oh give me a home, where the ghosts love to roam, and Frankistine groans every day; Where silence is rare, and screams fill the air, and...(Pause)
Greetings, mortals. Welcome! Your coffin carriage awaits! My name is Count Wolf Von Vinderstine; and this! This magnificently horrendous mansion, is my home. My ancestors have filled this house with the scariest of tricks and traps; illusions, and realities. But don't let your mortal fears prevent you from venturing into it's depths. I will protect you from the terrors that lie within! Come; Enter the portals, of gloom house! (Laughs)"